Did you get what you wanted for Christmas?

All across America, indeed around the world, we have all been talking about what we got for Christmas. I didn't get what I wanted the most of all. What did I want? I guess it was an unrealistic wish, I suppose. That is what Christmas is all about, asking for things that you won't get. All I wanted for Christmas was all the Americans who are serving overseas to come home. Yeah, I know...just like wishing for world peace.